crash
If you are easily offended, kick rocks. You’ve been warned!
*overheard in the dining room*
E: (to me) Why don’t we go to Wheaton Mall? I want to buy a coat.
Me: (walking into the kitchen) Why waste time? You know you wouldn’t be caught dead wearing a coat that you bought from Wheaton Mall.
N: Wheaton Mall is just as bad as Kings Plaza Mall (Brooklyn, NY).
Me: (popping my head into the dining room) No it’s not
E: Wheaton Mall is worse than Kings Plaza. It’s like Albee Square Mall in Downtown Brooklyn.
N: Kings Plaza is just a place for lowlifes to hang out
E: No, that’s not true. There are a lot of Jews there. I hate shopping there because all the Jews go into Macys and buy all the skirts. And the black people….they drop everything on the floors and the Jews go through the things on the floors and take all the skirts…
Me: If I played this on the radio, they’d think you were a racist.
