It’s like Crash
MJ: “Hello? Oh hey Cee. Waddup?
Cee: Chillin mang. What a gwan?
MJ: Shit.
Cee: I hear that. I’m driving back to DC. I was in
Massachusetts
this weekend doing some damage control.
MJ: Damage control? What happened son?
Cee: My lil’ cousin Rav just knocked up some broad and decided to move out the house and live with her and her parents in their crib. I tried to talk his ass into going back home. Why pay bills when you can be saving money?
MJ: Aye man. Maybe he’s finally accepting that it’s time for him to grow up.
Cee: Chick please! Her PWT ass aint tryna let go of him. That shit sucks.
MJ: Wait. She’s white? Awwwwwww damn son, that ain’t no good.
Cee: LOL…Nigga, you the one who just said that he’s finally accepting that it’s time for him to grow up.
MJ: Yeah, I said that shit, but that’s before I knew that shawty was white. Can’t nothing good come out of messing with white people. Everytime a nigga messes with a white person, someone dies. I’m sorry to put it to you like that son, but someone finna die.
Cee: Dude! You’re nuts.
MJ: I’m dead ass serious son. Fucking with white folks aint no joke.
Cee: And you’re racist.
MJ: I’ll be that son. 9 out of 10 of those fuckers are racist too.
Cee: 9 out of 10. Son, you’re sooooooooo buggin now.
MJ: Cee. Cut the bullshit. You know that shit is true and you sitting here calling me racist but you know that you damn sure wouldn’t ever marry a white guy.
Cee: What? Yes I would. I mean, I don’t know how likely that is, but I would.
MJ: Bullshit!
Cee: Listen, you know that I come from an inter-racial family. I aint really tripping on the fact that shawty is white. I’m tripping cuz she’s White trash.
MJ: Son, to 9 out of 10 white people, all black people are trash.
On the real chick, I don’t agree with that.